Why He/She Graded You “F”

I never thought I would update my post with topic like this one. This is a theory I read, practiced and shared with my friends back in the days in order to know more of the girls. Also, I did mentioned of Cat & String in my previous post which gained a lot of attention from my readers, Thank you!

Cat & String is a theory that represent the boy and the girl in a relationship. If you prefer, it can be same gender relationship. It doesn’t matter as the theory only apply for two people in a relationship. And this does not mean the string will be used to tie up the cat in a provocative way which also known as Bondage. Please do NOT Google “bondage”.

As everyone should know, a cat is always attracted to dangling string. The cat will always chase after it. And when the cat caught the string, the cat will get bored of it and leave it. In a relationship, if one person who has been the string for a long time and finally decided to rest and not dangling anymore, the other person will definitely walk away to find OTHER string. Do you understand me? The Rules are simple and you will have to follow these rules:

1. Identify who is the Cat and who is the String by yourself
2. The String must always be dangling so the Cat will never stop chasing
3. In order to let the String rests once a while, exchange role with each other
4. Never let anyone keep the specific role for too long as he/she will get bored
5. String must never keep the same momentum and style when dangling

We all get bored by doing the same thing over and over. Give your partner a credit to rest and let yourself to  take over his/her role so that your partner can feel the excitement and spiciness in the relationship. In order to exchange role with your partner, hint them. E.g; hint them to dress or do something that attracts you, sexually. Yeah, ‘sexually’. Never use the same way to attract your partner, it may work twice but usually only once. It depends on IOIs and IODs. Will discuss on that next time.

I hope this theory will help my friends who recently single and also for those who are still looking for answers on how to maintain or improve the relationship with their partner. This is how exactly a relationship works and it is not a theory made up by me or any experts. We know this theory exists but don’t know how to explain it. I know I’m awesome!

Oh, yesterday DiGi sent me a letter containing RM50 cash voucher for New Balance products as prize for the comic strip contest I join on Facebook. Haha! I don’t know what will I spend on yet but most likely shoes. I love shoes! Any other suggestions? I never walk into any New Balance stores before and I know it’s a brand for shoes. I’m so not updated.

I think the theory of Cat & String is very straight forward. However, should you have any doubts or your own opinions/POV, please share in the comments section. Your opinions will be greatly beneficial to many other people out there who seek for the same answer. Please HELP them okay? Thank you so much!!

Lots Of Love,
AL & Doraemon

PS. My parents are coming back from Egypt next month. How to tell my mom that I’m still single????? Arghhh…